What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Beka has AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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