Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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