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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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