Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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