- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

knock knock who's there ?

roses are red violets should be purple

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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