- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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