Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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