- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Shea's sty....

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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