- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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