What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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VITAMIN C!

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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