- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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