- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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