Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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