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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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