- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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