- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's funny? Women's rights.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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