Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Religion.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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