- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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