Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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