- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Women's rights.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Pickles are moist.

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