- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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