Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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