- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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