- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Stephen Hawking

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Bob Saget

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

WILLYS

the lemon was sweet.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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