If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

What did the snake say to the rat?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Justin Bieber

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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