- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

eoin burgin is fat

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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