- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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