Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Bob Saget

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What does? 42

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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y u no like me joke?

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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