Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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