- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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