- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What does? 42

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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