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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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