And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

A dog was barking at a tree

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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