- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mikey is cute

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

belly button

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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