Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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