- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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