- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Nothing. He made it home safely.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

roses are red poo is poo

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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