How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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hi joshua

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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