One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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