- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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