Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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