How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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