- Anti Joke

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.