- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

field day?

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Antijokes...

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

rent a cops

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