- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Where's my baby??

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What does water smell like? water.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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