don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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