- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

How many light bulbs? 1

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