Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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