- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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