Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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