- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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