- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Equal rights!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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