what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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knock knock come in

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Hey

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Anti Joke

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