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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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