Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's up? Your time.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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