- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Jersey Shore.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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