- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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