Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Skinny people fart less.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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