They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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