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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What is funnier than 24 69

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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