- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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