What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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