- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Pickles are powerful

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

hi michael

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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