knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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