- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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