- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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