- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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