- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

roses are red violets are blue they really are

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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