What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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