- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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