- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Your mother is average.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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