- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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