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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A dyslexic blind man

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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