a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

eoin burgin is fat

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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