Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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