- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

pobody's nerfect

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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