what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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black people

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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