- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

destiny

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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