- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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