whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Worms don't like apples.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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