- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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