- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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