A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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My children are mistakes

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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