19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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