My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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