What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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