- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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