What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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