- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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