- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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