What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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