A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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