Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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