what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Haha, I get it..

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Women's Rights

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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