- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

This is a joke.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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