A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Gay republicans

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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outside your comfort zone

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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