- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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