- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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