What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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womens rights

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