- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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