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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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