Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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My cat just died.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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