- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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