- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

nothing

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Caramel Boing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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