Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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