- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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