Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

you know whats not funny white boards.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How many light bulbs? 1

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

kennah campion when she talks

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

SHUT UP JP

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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