- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

mitchell palmer sucks

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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