- Anti Joke

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car