why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A gay man watches football.

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