What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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