- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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