What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Black people in Camden NJ.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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