- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What would u like to drink?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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