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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

One, two, three, four and five

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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