What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A lot eh?

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

XD Jackass.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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