HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

yolo your orange looks orange

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Can anyone Lenin money?

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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