- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Granny porn!

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

pretty soon we'll all be dead

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Sloths

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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