- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A house comes around the corner.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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