Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Denard Robinson

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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