- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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