- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A seal walks into a club.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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