What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Beka has AIDS

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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