- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Communism hehe xd

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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