What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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